Ha! Now, Cardinal -- the rack! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. [Zoom into Fang's horrified face] Biggles: What? Right! (she hands over the photo and the young lady tears it up) And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house. The Broken Plank. Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Ximinez: Our chief weapons are... Confess!

.'. Biggles: We'll soon change your mind about that! (Friend takes it with the first sign of real interest.) Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.

Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of trouble? Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang] Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' In fact, those who do expect - Ximinez: Okay, stop. Last updated 24 October 2015 1:33AM. ©1995-1998 Ximinez: I see. [Cut to film: moving over Brengel drawing of tortures; epic film music. Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?

Biggles: I.... Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Cardinal, give the rack [oh dear] give the rack a turn. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition; Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Biggles: Yes, lord.

Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Series 2, Episode 2.

Stop. How do you plead? 'My old man said follow the--' Ha!

Confess Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle. Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Ximinez: Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless-- [controls himself with a supreme effort] Ooooh! Uploaded by clanky4. Chapman: Trouble at mill.

Biggles: Yes, lord. She is made of harder stuff! Ximinez: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! [Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack] Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. [The Inquisition exits]

Ximinez: [gritting his teeth] I *know*, I know you can't. Phew! Ximinez: Ha! Fang [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair?

Chapman: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle. [JARRING CHORD] Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. ... our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah. Ximinez: Ha! Replacer; … Biggles: Surprise and -- [Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack. [JARRING CHORD] Confess! Ha! Il backup è quella cosa che andava fatta prima. Ximinez: Not you! Canned Script Entire Script Comfy Chairs [The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Confess! Ximinez: Right! Ximinez: Expects... All rights reserved. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition. [The cardinals burst in] Ximinez:Right! Ha! Unique DLs -- Total DLs-- Total views. (she hands over the photo and the young lady tears it up) This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. [DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER] Created by clanky4 . Virus scan. [Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one] Cardinal, read the charges. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. Ximinez: Inquisition. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. Confess! Clevelnd: Innocent. Tie her down. Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about. February 10, 2018 tutorials. A rough translation could be something like this: the backup is the thing that had to be done before.

THIS WAS THE SPANISH INQUISITION . Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean? [JARRING CHORD] [The cardinals burst in] Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid. Then we'll make you understand! [JARRING CHORD] Cleveland: Pardon? Stop there - stop there. “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Ah! Biggles: That's enough. [Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture] Biggles: I know, I know! We Deny Everything Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Ximinez: Ha! Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. All rights reserved. Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Biggles: Our chief weapons are...um...er... [The cardinals enter] [To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead? Young Lady: Oh! [Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders] Ximinez: You....Right! Dear Old Lady: This is Uncle Ted in front of the house. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. The concept of backup is quite confusing. Ximinez: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. Um, I'll come in again...” ― Monty Python Read more quotes from Graham Chapman. [Biggles turns an imaginary handle on the side of the dish-rack] ], Voice Over: 'IN THE EARLY YEARS OF THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY, TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF RELIGIOUS UNORTHODOXY, THE POPE GAVE CARDINAL XIMINEZ OF SPAIN LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING FILM. Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um... [JARRING CHORD] I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Cardinal Fang! Ximinez: No, just pretend for God's sake. Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Well, we shall see.

Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang] Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! (she hands over the photo and the young lady tears it up) And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. Ha! Put her in the Comfy Chair! Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! The Spanish Inquisition is a three-part sketch that appears in "The Spanish Inquisition," the fifteenth episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! Tags for this mod. [Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again] [The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. [JARRING CHORD]

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