In the “You asked for it, You got it.” category… More bad news for Toyota. I think Trump's executive order is already in effect.This Exxon station attendant just filled my Prius up with 10 gallons of unleaded coal.

There is a broken Toyota Prius on the side of an American highway.

#MyNeighborDoesntKnow that leaving their six porch lights on all f*cking day makes their Prius rather redundant. Thank goodness I had on my running shoes. I see this guy searching under his Prius, and I ask him how I can help.

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Welcome to our new mobile friendly theme! Peter is standing with a hand on t. I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam? The bartender says “What the fuck?! This joke may contain profanity. Easily share to facebook, twitter and pinterest! Enjoy these Prius jokes and puns.

Toyota is recalling over 500,000 cars due to faulty parts that could cause drivers to lose control of the steering wheel.

Feb 8, 2015 - Explore Michael Wright's board "Prius jokes" on Pinterest. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Maybe their egoes pushed them off.

That’s how environmentally friendly the Prius is: It actually tries to run you off the road so you’ll take public transportation. I don't know.

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A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their joke or video! Discover and share The Other Guys Prius Quotes. Prius Jokes. I need some sun. Quarter mile. Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Edition". It might be time to trade in my Prius. The passenger in a Dodge Caravan gave me a look of pity as they passed me. #PointsMe. A young hotshot from New York moves to California for some fun in the sun. Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Prius. Dirty Mike and the Boys made the most of their time with the Prius. #SB50. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.

Then you got your jokers, your ball-busters, your vets... and the other guys.

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#DoITellMyNeighbor that leaving their six porch lights on all f*cking day makes their Prius rather redundant? The best getaway car for a bank heist.#SuperBowlAds, Prius just ran the best commercial of the night.

You’re giving me the silent treatment and I can’t tell if you’re turned on. The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. They are super funny and will definitely make you laugh.

Great Movie Moments - The Other Guys - Prius Sketch - YouTube Both men part ways on their journey to become Americans. Terry Hoitz and Allen Gamble recover Allen's Toyota Prius after it was stolen. Also, check out our car jokes and other funny jokes categories.

My boss drives a Prius to work every day. Is everyone okay?”. Remember, I will know if you are lying.". One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back. Telling jokes, saving the world. I am over 18. They were each greeted warmly and told to answer all questions truthfully. Just ate an omelette made with organic eggs and sunflower seed butter and never have I felt more prepared to purchase a Prius. Click on the topic picture in a joke or video for more on that topic. A reported problem with the brakes on their Prius Hybrid.

The good news – the Prius doesn’t go fast enough for the brakes to be a major issue. A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. But I can only walk so fast. Seeing the lineup they all wonder what separates them from access into the gates of heaven. Follow me on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bigmacher. Among the recalled cars is Toyota’s super-efficient hybrid, the Prius. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? The best Toyota Prius jokes, funny tweets, and memes! He accepted. “Toyota Prius. One day I challenged him to a street race after work, my Focus against his car, for pink slips. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. The bartender says “What the fuck?! Other Guys Jokes. The men do not see each other for five years, until one day they happen to bump into each other, Three guys arrive at the pearly gates together having all perished in different circumstances. See more ideas about Prius jokes, Prius, Truck memes. The upside is you can’t even hear the Prius crash. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Even if you’re not in it.”. The Prius has been added to the list of Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control.

Damn girl, are you a Prius? You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you are guaranteed going to Heaven. Yesterday I was on the highway and rear ended a prius. But that shit was crazy. Either way, there was a hole in New York City, and it needed to be filled. Making the world a better place.

St. Peter asks the first man: "You were married, but were you faithful?

Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply renaming car the Pius….

Keep the laugh party going on Twitter, Facebook, or Pinterest! Enjoy these Prius jokes and puns. Also, check out our car jokes and other funny jokes categories. After receiving dirty looks, and rude comments day after day, they soon figure out that they needed to "Americanize" themselves in order to fit in. Click here for more information. "I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car," said the driver.

This girl's teeth were so white they drove a Prius. They are super funny and will definitely make you laugh.

Follow JokeBlogger.com's board Featured Joke Memes on Pinterest. How do Prius owners drive? I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.

'Wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a Prius, and don't take any wooden Bitcoins'~ My grandma trying to stay current. Toyota is recalling 112,000 US vehicles over safety issues and every single Prius because they're really ugly.

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