A man dies and goes up to heaven.

The Duke graduate went first. There were salt mines to the north, and gold mines to the south.

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Both poets read poems back to back for 12 hours, each poem as good as the last. questions and answers!

we met three ladies in a tent  cheap to rent. Spiritual or not, this is another cracker...thanks Carolyn. The Duke graduate went first. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.

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Met three whores in a pop up tent. The bartender, a certain gentleman called Dump Trump tells him he owes $8. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. But what to you know about it? Was once a major trade city and centre for Islamic religion in the 15th and 16th centuries. Because Tim Cook prefers one hole underneath instead of two. A world famous poet and a newfie die and go to the pearly gates. Tim, thinking it over, decided to. It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.

When Tim and I to Timbuktu went we met three ladies in a tent cheap to rent. The National Poetry Contest was down to two finalists, a Harvard graduate and a redneck.The contest rules allowed each of them a maximum of two minutes to compose a four line poem containing the word Timbuktu.The Harvard graduate was the first to recite his:"Slowly across the desert sandTrekked the dusty caravan.Men on camels, two by twoDestination - Timbuktu.

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He was informed of the rules: "Two minutes to come up with a poem, and it must involve Timbuktu." Pick Heaven or Hell One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". , Copyright © 2007-2020 My-Island-Jamaica.com, Join in and write your own page!

They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. I want to hear a poem about Lake Titicaca!

By Wellesley Gayle, Copyright © 2007-2020 My-Island-Jamaica.com, Was the information helpful? "Heaven! "Katie, may I come in?" "Tim and I, a hunting we went. The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' Our Preferred Sponsors  & Friends (below). I'd have loved to have been a fly on … The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. TimRay: I've heard this story decades ago. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. FANDOM.

About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. “How about some perfume?” he asks the cosmetics clerk. No way could the redneck top that, they thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin' went.

The poet goes first. However, Dad told Tim that he had to fix something in the basement first, and he went downstairs with a rope. Something needs changing? "Wha‌‌t ar‌‌e yo‌‌u doing?

When he was young he had a tractor bed spread, toys and posters.

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About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sandTrekked the dusty caravan.

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He wants to go home but is extremely drunk so he decides to walk. St Peter tells them there is only space enough for one of them,and whoever can come up with the best poem using the word Timbuktu gets in.

If you found this page useful, please consider subscribing to my weekly newsletter, My Island Jamaica Digest here. efforts have earned this site featured positions in local publications, A patriotic Jamaican who adore its culture, Wellesley has been using this medium to share what he calls ', His The man, knowing that he is under a lot of pressure, thinks for a minute, and comes up with this: "Me and Tim, a huntin' we went, met three whores in a pop-up tent. He invites you to subscribe to this site to stay updated on all the latest and check out his unique Jamaican products on his Etsy store.

The Rasta man calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: “Me and Tim, went on de road, three thief stop wi, an want wi load. The director excuses himself and goes in after him. The audience went wild!!!

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How, they wondered, could the redneck top that? Yelled Little Lisa. I've enjoyed Christmas all my life, I've donated to Orphanages and Children's Hospitals every year, I open my mansion every Christmas to my friends, family, and their kids of course, to come together for one jolly ole' party, and hell I just took in this, One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" by Jean How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! After two steps he falls down. Saint Peter informs the two men that heaven is almost full; there is only one spot left and the two men died at exactly the same time, so they are going to have a competition to decide who gets in. Nika: ★There are even more relaxed dirty girls...You just let know about you.. ...Join(copy the link)➤ abre.ai/bfmc. Have Your Say| Games Movies TV Video. A place that you didn't think actually existed, but it does.

Here are 7 Amazing facts about the Blue Lagoon Jamaica, aka 'Paradise In Portland'. They had to decide a winner and they ha. "A faggot".

"You have to shoot 5 black men and a bunny", On the 40th day they had narrowed it down to only 2 poets. Of course!

When Tim and I to Timbuktu went we met three ladies in a tent cheap to rent.

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Outside the pearly gates he meets Saint Peter and another man that he has never seen.

It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family, well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it.

About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan.

They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu. Timbuktu Jokes.

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One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. Join in and write your own page!

The National poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $1000 in the poor box.' The redneck won hands down! Heaven Jokes - Christian Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about Heaven, the Pearly Gates, St. Peter, eternity, and more.

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As time went by, Tim became more and more impatient and decided that dad should know.

He stands up, walks another two steps and falls down again.

Men on camels, two by twoDestination-Timbuktu.

He gives the task to include "Timbuktu" in an improvised poem. Since dem be three and us be two, I Bucked one and Tim Bucked two".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest die, Tim complains, "Gramps, it's still a long way back to our house.

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